May 2012
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beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
[[MORE]]I basically just had sex.
Oh, Grindr.
You gross me out.
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Marvel movies I would watch
itscandidlycara:
king-mycroft:
dallontheweekes:
introducealittleanarchy:
Black Widow
Hawkeye
S.H.I.E.L.D
Hulk
Hulk and Iron Man (in which Bruce and Tony are science husbands)
Loki
Nick Fury’s (Really, Really Ridiculously Rare) Day Off
The Avengers Go On Holiday
just about fucking anything
I would watch all of these movies
Loki: Livin’ La Vida
Captain America: Dancin’ with...
hey guys I just really wanted to tell you,
ohhitherestranger:
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Why
toofarin:
why does it have to be that I am perfectly happy one mintute but then with just one millisecond I’m devastated the next. I just want the sadness to go away and to not let all of the little things bother me. I just want what everyone wants…happiness.
The best asks, ever.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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Hella bored, do this!
1: Picture of yourself
2: A description of my self-esteem
3: My favorite book
4: Biggest Turn Offs
5: Biggest Turn Ons
6: Most famous person you've met
7: What I want to be when I'm older
8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)
9: Relationship status?
10: What I did yesterday
11: What I'm doing today
12: What I'm doing tomorrow
13: Most embarrassing moment
14: Description of who I like
15: Biggest insecurities?
16: Something I wish I could change about myself
17: I'll love you if...
18: Something I'm really good at
19: Something I'm really bad at
20: What I wish for at 11:11
21: A reason I've lied to a friend
22: Favorite Movie
23: Something that has made you mad recently
24: A random fact about yourself
25: Question of your choice
vainerbuckle asked: Even numbers!!
there are some hot-ass DILFs on my Grindr.
beltingandbeveling asked: 5, 10, and 11
25 DEEP Questions. Invade my mind, I dare you
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
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omgitslingling:
when someone stops talking to you
why
what did i do
you hate me
its cause im stupid isnt it
and im ugly
come back
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mycrolmes:
“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
fivemuskaqueers:
“are you saying i’m not human”
“i don’t know maybe you should ask your four nipples”
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
Lord Faptaguise: Well if it isn't Liam
Liam: It is.
Lord Faptaguise: of One Direction.
Liam: It is Liam of One Direction.
Lord Faptaguise: Well if it isn't Harry
Liam & Harry: It is.
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*SIGH* It's gonna be one of those nights.
I can feel it.
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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katherinebloginson:
digatisdi:
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what…
