June 2010
I am going to die… My Facebook Mobile and Twitter don’t want to work. :(
I'm schvitzing like a pudding in a picnic.
Mother why must you make things difficult? Can’t you just be a little more open-minded?
Panick attacks are not fun. You know, with all the crying, exhasperation, not being breathing, the hair pulling, and all the fun stress.
:/ :E :3 :_ :( :O :) :P :S :D :F :* :C :X :V :b :B
Rhett Butler was one fine gentleman.
Maroon 5 was originally called Kara’s Flowers
OMG! I seriously cannot get over that i can text tumblr!! OmyGaga! Seriously!
HUZZAAAAH! I CAN TUMBL THROUGH TEXT NOW!
Jell-O
J-E-L-L-O
I want some.
Go England!
I love Paige-y!
I miss her.
“I enjoy the action pictures”
Everybody Loves Raymond.
People will think: “WTF is this kid on!!!?”
Whoah, lookskindasexualtome…
Stir Crazy.
Chipotle.
Sabina.
Pizza.
Hockey.
I love The Nanny.
<3
I need a new laptop.
Webcam.
Yay!
I’m excited for this week.
I shall leave my house...
Summer Diaries : Day... Who knows...
Hi there. I have returned!! Well, since the last time I tumbl’d, my laptop exploded, leaving me with an even more complicated way of communicating with the outside world. My cellphone is a fricking tease; I am able to go on Tumblr, however, i am unable to post anything! What the hell is the point???? I have no clue what i’m going to do about the whole computer situation, it is...
Voldemort and Edward have an affair
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes I will marry you.
User: Oh. I have been waiting years to hear that!
Cleverbot: Yay! Now i'm happy! Whats my last name now?
User: Valbuena.
Cleverbot: Oh you do anything special?
User: Yes. I prance in magical forests and drink unicorn blood.
Cleverbot: Oh quit being sarcastic. I really am a vampire.
User: EDWARD!!!???
Cleverbot: Finally, you're catching on.
User: May I see you sparkle?
Cleverbot: You will, in time.
User: But... But... I want to see you now, you creepy stalker.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: Why must you leave me??
Cleverbot: I am not a machine, you are. I have to go to bed.
User: I thought you were a vampire?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a boy.
User: WHAT?!!!
Cleverbot: You heard me!
User: So, are you the bot who lived?
Cleverbot: I forget.
User: Do you have a scar upon your forehead?
Cleverbot: No, but Harry Potter does.
User: Harry is my cousin.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are correct. You are very smart and intelligent, and thank you for remembering my name!
User: Yes, my sweet Edward!
Cleverbot: I AM NOT a kid.
User: You are A VAMPIRE WHO SPARKLES!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Do you want to gorge yourself on my delectable sanguine treats?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: I am LORD VOLDEMORT!
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: Voldemort, voldemort, ooh, voldy, voldy, voldy, voldemort!
Cleverbot: Are you Harry Potter?
User: No, he is my nemesis/ fuckbuddy!
Cleverbot: Are you Voldemort?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a guy?
User: I am a giant snake penis.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I believe you.
User: I love you, Edward, never leave me or I'll become super-depressed and do ridiculously stupid things.
Cleverbot: I will never leave you.
User: You better not, or I will find you.
Word of the day is:
HEDONISM:
The doctrine that pleasure is the chief good in life; also: a way of life based on this.
Summer Diaries: Day 1
I’ve woken up in an island in the middle of nowhere, i can hear strange noises coming from different directions, and…
Oh. Wait. Wrong summer.
Today was pretty uneventful, I stayed home, woke up early, fell asleep again, woke at noon, made my brother lunch, drank Pepsi, Tumbl’d, Went to the bathroom, Lurked Facebook, layed on the floor, did laundry, breathed, perspired,...
“Any time is a good time for a wish.
...”
“Give me more lovin’ than I’ve...
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...
Danny: Dumbledore!
Cleverbot: Dumbledore is in a few bands?
Danny: Expelliarmus
Cleverbot: I win.
Danny: Avada kedavra
Cleverbot: *ducks*.
Danny: Ha you have a scar now!
Cleverbot: What?
Danny: I am VOLDEMORT, Fear me, BITCH!
Cleverbot: You are my wife.
Danny: Bellatrix, is that you, dear?
~ This is what my massive boredom has driven me to...
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