"Grandma just died. On m way to funeral. Text...
This stupid bitch… Basically for the past five days all that this bitch posted on Twitter and Facebook was about how she was going to her grandma’s funeral, while at the same time being all like “Omg Snow.” “OmG Disney.” OMG Text ittt. OMG I’m sadd now.
Reblog if you'll answer ANYTHING in your ask right...
Anon, are you there today?
Anonymous asked: No, but I know who you're thinking of.
Anonymous asked: blahhhh I can't answer
Paige is missing a finger
Paige: I smashed my finger in a car door and it eventually fell off
Me: your finger?
Paige: FINER NAIL
Paige: FINGER NAIL
Paige: That was
Paige: I had a dumb
Anonymous asked: Aww don't cry! I feel horrible about not thinking this through all the way. :(
Anonymous asked: No more than a year or two. Why did I tell you? I don't really know. I figured it would be good to get it off my chest, but I didn't really think about how it would feel to know that someone likes you and not be able to figure out who it is. Why do I like you? I just do. I get those fucking annoying/slightly comforting butterflies.
I want to be able to actually fit into Forever 21...
Anonymous asked: I want to, but I don't at the same time. The chances of me actually doing something about my liking you are pretty slim (not because of you, but because of my own self-esteem) so I'd feel weird having you know.
Anonymous asked: Yes and yes. I would never do something like that.
Anonymous asked: Theatre? What is this theatre you speak of? Okay, okay, sorry. I really didn't mean it to drag on like this, and I don't want it to drive you crazy.
Anonymous asked: Haha I definitely have the right person. What is this "drama" you speak of?
Anonymous asked: Wayyyy out. And THANK BABY J because it smelled like socks in there.
Anonymous asked: Do you happen to have harsh feelings for B, M, or K? (whoever they may be)
Anonymous asked: It does not.
Anonymous asked: Very
Anonymous asked: Haha as in your ex?
Anonymous asked: It might not be M. It IS in the first half of the alphabet.
Anonymous asked: mmmmmmmmm yes
Anonymous asked: I know, but you're obviously going to wind up figuring out who I am if I answer all of your questions. Have you at least narrowed it down?
My Mind: Good morning sunshine. How'd you sleep?
Me: I'm hungry.
My Mind: No you're not. You've only just woken up. Go and have a shower. Wash your hair. Wash your soul. How do you feel now?
My Mind: No you're not. You're being stupid. You're not hungry; you're bored. Go paint your nails. A bright color for a bright you. Yellow, or orange.
Me: I'm still hungry.
My Mind: Well maybe a little piece of something now, after all, it's passed lunch. You can have one small piece of fruit. An apple? Have an apple? There. Feeling better?
Me: Kind of.
My Mind: Of course you feel better. You've just substituted your normal fatty foods for a piece of fruit. Healthy, natural, innocent. Fresh, pure. All of the goodness into you. How do you feel?
My Mind: Of course you feel better. You're looking better as well. So lovely and beautiful. Why don't you read a book now? Go outside and read a book. There. Feeling better?
Me: A bit better, I'm kind of hungry though.
My Mind: Well that's okay, you're supposed to feel hungry. It's a good thing. Remember?
Me: My tummy hurts, and I feel faint. I want to eat something. Please?
My Mind: You want to be thin, don't you? You want that beautiful thigh gap? That perfect flay tummy, that gorgeous boyfriend who picks you up easily, those jealous friends who play with your hair and whisper how thin you've gotten? But fine, go ahead and eat. You don't need to be thin to be happy.
Me: You're right. I'm disgusting.
My Mind: Here, have some fruit. Not that much! Quarter it. Eat slowly. 32 chews. Have some water. More. I don't care that you're not thirsty, I want you to drink some water. Had enough? There. Don't you feel beautiful now?
Anonymous asked: Yes. From Calusa Elementary.
Anonymous asked: You probably see me around from time to time. I can't really remember the last time we spoke.
Anonymous asked: It's not very likely that you'd remember, so I'd really feel like an idiot telling you who I am (especially if you're not interested or you hate me). Then again, I feel like an idiot for saying something without the intention to identify myself. Sooooooooo yeah I'm indecisive.
Anonymous asked: No one's fucking with you. I don't really feel comfortable coming off anon (reasons). Sorry for wasting your time.
Anonymous asked: It was more implied.
czolgoszquietman answered your question:
howlingblaster: Who wants to get Chinese sometime this week? MEEEEEE oh wait. Hey I should see you when I go up in February. OMG YES WE BETTER because wow it’s all your fault I have this craving!! you are your late night food blogging but mostly because I just REALLY WANT TO HANG WITH YOU this is exciting!!! When are you coming up?
When people talk about Tumblr in public...
Anon, Please. I am begging you.
At the hospital
Doctor: What's your blood type?
Me: Diet Coke