leasarfatis: i was born with glass bones and paper skin every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
kcalron: johnman: brandonality: jellomuffins: kochira: Japan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life. the one in the yellow has so much groove though I feel like this is a children’s show that teaches kids to love vegetables. I now love veggies. This makes me…SO…HAPPY. Why does japan have to be so perfect?!?!
god-is-dead: stuckonfuckinyou: If Sharon wins I’ll cry If Sharon loses I’ll cry
So I just took a super-long cold shower, because...
I don’t ever want to leave now.
jewsbox: when ur stomach growls in class and everyone thinks u farted
Casa comigo? Eu prometo te fazer muito feliz.
I really hope that after school is over, I will...
I need to do it. I’m so sick and tired of feeling disgusting and gross, and quite frankly nothing fits me anymore. I need to do this. I am so miserable. I have never felt worse about myself than I do now. If I don’t do this, I will not be happy. I need this more than anything else. I really hope I can get the courage and drive to achieve this. I need help.
me: wow i have so much to do
me: *doesnt do any of it*
WHEN I THINK ABOUT HOW CLOSE THE END OF THE...
jkub-extreme: howdoiputthisgently: For Bri.
I need to lose like 100 pounds.
I am so fucking fat.
SOMEONE TEXT ME
When crew tries to get an actor to put a prop away
When I get ready for a party: →
lolsofunny: kattygirls: Expectation: Reality: Hysterical Blog!
attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke
A Series of Unfortunate Events
my looks: unfortunate
my grades: unfortunate
my social life: unfortunate
my family: unfortunate
my life: unfortunate
Anonymous asked: hi babe
That moment when you really want to be friends...
chaystar: BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD.
OKLAHOMAAAAAA WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN...
Put a "Hi Babe" in my ask if you would date me.
indefinably: omg do it please.
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
funkies: imaslytherinbitch: amantes-amentes: pinkfloydqueen: societydefinedbeauty: when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac. literally me on the computer