No Escape From Reality

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Wed, 30 May 2012 16:01:28 -0400

Healthy “breakfast.” #strawberry and #kiwi #smoothie...

Wed, 30 May 2012 15:42:56 -0400

Healthy “breakfast.” #strawberry and #kiwi #smoothie (Taken with instagram)

beyoncebeytwice: i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

Wed, 30 May 2012 02:24:43 -0400

beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

schizopera: max

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:54:50 -0400

schizopera:

max

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Wed, 30 May 2012 01:51:28 -0400

I basically just had sex. Oh, Grindr. You gross me out.

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:50:00 -0400

I basically just had sex.

Oh, Grindr.

You gross me out.

Marvel movies I would watch

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:58:32 -0400

itscandidlycara:

king-mycroft:

dallontheweekes:

introducealittleanarchy:

Black Widow

Hawkeye

S.H.I.E.L.D

Hulk

Hulk and Iron Man (in which Bruce and Tony are science husbands)

Loki

Nick Fury’s (Really, Really Ridiculously Rare) Day Off

The Avengers Go On Holiday

just about fucking anything

I would watch all of these movies

Loki: Livin’ La Vida

Captain America: Dancin’ with myself.

hey guys I just really wanted to tell you,

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:58:21 -0400

ohhitherestranger:

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Why

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:56:21 -0400

toofarin:

why does it have to be that I am perfectly happy one mintute but then with just one millisecond I’m devastated the next. I just want the sadness to go away and to not let all of the little things bother me. I just want what everyone wants…happiness.

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Tue, 29 May 2012 23:51:27 -0400

GPOY

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:50:34 -0400

GPOY

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The best asks, ever.

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:42:30 -0400

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

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loaveh8: follow me: http://loaveh8.tumblr.com/

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:09:59 -0400

loaveh8:

follow me: http://loaveh8.tumblr.com/

And evil takes a human form in Regina George.

Tue, 29 May 2012 22:57:19 -0400

And evil takes a human form in Regina George.

theycallmetemo: Blockblister it better much better!

Tue, 29 May 2012 22:56:18 -0400

theycallmetemo:

Blockblister

it better

much better!

Hella bored, do this!

Tue, 29 May 2012 22:27:23 -0400

1: Picture of yourself
2: A description of my self-esteem
3: My favorite book
4: Biggest Turn Offs
5: Biggest Turn Ons
6: Most famous person you've met
7: What I want to be when I'm older
8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)
9: Relationship status?
10: What I did yesterday
11: What I'm doing today
12: What I'm doing tomorrow
13: Most embarrassing moment
14: Description of who I like
15: Biggest insecurities?
16: Something I wish I could change about myself
17: I'll love you if...
18: Something I'm really good at
19: Something I'm really bad at
20: What I wish for at 11:11
21: A reason I've lied to a friend
22: Favorite Movie
23: Something that has made you mad recently
24: A random fact about yourself
25: Question of your choice

Even numbers!!

Tue, 29 May 2012 22:20:49 -0400

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

Well, this one bitch just got all up in my business and her attitude pissed me the fuck off and it still does.

4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?

Nope. I would not tell anyone. I’d try to spend it with as many of my friends and be with my family as much as possible. We’ll just do the actual fun stuff without them suspecting me dying or whatever. I’ll probably be scared shitless, but I want them happy, so they can remember that one really good month with me.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?

Umm. Yeah. Without a doubt. I work in retail dealing with shits-on-a-stick on a daily basis. A dog is worth more than that.I can’t let something so innocent die if I can help it.

8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

Well, I’d be like “Bitch, grow a penis.” But if I somehow ever manage to find a guy bff, and he’s all like “I love you” I’ll be like “YES. OMG. MY ASSHOLE IS A HORCRUX: DESTROY ACCORDINGLY.” Lol. Jk. We’ll just get married and hopefully he’ll be blonde so we can make pretty babies.

10. See previous.

12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?

No. Every man for himself. I am not that nice, and anyway, I’d be doing them a favor. Retail sucks.

14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?

Neither. I hate girls. They have cooties.

16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?

Might’ve been my mom. I don’t remember.

18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?

The fucking cops. No other bitch is gon’ save my ass.

21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?

I’ll let my grandma go, because she’s dead, so, duh.(WAIT THIS ISN”T TWENTY. THERE IS NO TWENTY. )

22. Are you old fashioned?

Umm. no?

24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?

Never loved at all. I’d hate to remember of that kind of love and then the pain of having lost it.