Lupus Malus

NOW YOU LISTEN CLOSE AND YOU LISTEN HARD, BUCKO

THE NEXT CLICK YOU HEAR

IS ME HANGING UP

THE ONE AFTER THAT

IS ME PULLING THE TRIGGER

Has anyone realized that Chris Evans has played two superheroes in the Marvel Universe?

It’s not even like, he played one in Marvel, and, then, DC. No, he plays both Captain America and Johnny Storm.

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?

Chris Evans. Yummy.