
I think this is worse than my neighbors fucking super loudly at ungodly hours.
Whatever. I just need to haul ass and finish.
These are the acoustic waves of a couple saying “I do.”
Oh fuck off.
”This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.”
I am so bad, but I gave up on Statistics from day one. I am sure I will do well in English, and I am trying in Psych now. I will graduate and I will go to UCF.
My god, I digress hard.
K. Doctor Who now. Bye.
Me: *Some sort of salutation to initiate conversation*

Boys on Grindr: *too indifferent to respond* 
OR
*”Hey, how do you like my torso?”
