Lupus Malus

irreluhvent:

the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say ‘make me’

2thegoodlife:

Neil Patrick Harris

2thegoodlife:

Neil Patrick Harris

Dear homos, quit being repulsed by me. It’s not helping me be un-single.

Sincerely, an irate bag of queer.

Just to be clear, Born This Way applies to everyone not fat.

You were not born fat. Shut up. 

bobster855:

Jonny McGovern’s ‘Sexy Nerd.’

bobster855:

Jonny McGovern’s ‘Sexy Nerd.’

It takes just one person to make you feel like shit. Guys are such douche-bags.
When I’m trying to get a guy to notice me

diggysays:

I’m like:

and he’s like:

So I’m Like:

Hispanic guys that look white are, frankly, the sexiest men alive, in my opinion.

I find it so alluring that they have the more European genes, rather than the Latin Ones. Gosh, don’t even get me started on Spanish men. 

I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore, it must be the hormones.