Dear homos, quit being repulsed by me. It’s not helping me be un-single.
Sincerely, an irate bag of queer.
Just to be clear, Born This Way applies to everyone not fat.
You were not born fat. Shut up.
It takes just one person to make you feel like shit. Guys are such douche-bags.
When I’m trying to get a guy to notice me
diggysays:
I’m like:

and he’s like:

So I’m Like:

Hispanic guys that look white are, frankly, the sexiest men alive, in my opinion.
I find it so alluring that they have the more European genes, rather than the Latin Ones. Gosh, don’t even get me started on Spanish men.
I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore, it must be the hormones.