the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say ‘make me’
Neil Patrick Harris
Dear homos, quit being repulsed by me. It’s not helping me be un-single.
Sincerely, an irate bag of queer.
Jonny McGovern’s ‘Sexy Nerd.’
When I’m trying to get a guy to notice me
and he’s like:
So I’m Like: