Lupus Malus
tapthatguy:

Austin, Texas

tapthatguy:

Austin, Texas

cosmo tip #423

expertcosmotips:

for a sexy surprise scream his address including city state and zip when you orgasm 

cosmo tip #422

expertcosmotips:

For a more erotic feeling, drink his cum through a bendy straw.

faglor:
nude 4u
-In which Madie is the sexiest and most perfect.

nude 4u

-In which Madie is the sexiest and most perfect.

zeekubeast:

zawehzaweh:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Motorcity
“Just kidding, he thinks. I would never let Jesus drive my car.”

DEE

Omg.

zeekubeast:

zawehzaweh:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Motorcity

Just kidding, he thinks. I would never let Jesus drive my car.

DEE

Omg.

simsgonewrong:

My sim went to the bathroom, and a saxophone player started performing in the doorway. My sim was trapped in there for half a day while a sax-man played music. I was seriously afraid he was going to die in there.

simsgonewrong:

My sim went to the bathroom, and a saxophone player started performing in the doorway. My sim was trapped in there for half a day while a sax-man played music. I was seriously afraid he was going to die in there.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Awful regular comes in.” Bottom Text: “Everyone crams into the back to hide.”]
One day I was working in the back and suddenly all the floor employees rush in.
“He’s here, isn’t he?”
“Yup.”
it became a very mature nose game session to get someone out on the floor to help this wretch of a customer.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Awful regular comes in.”

Bottom Text: “Everyone crams into the back to hide.”]

One day I was working in the back and suddenly all the floor employees rush in.

He’s here, isn’t he?”

“Yup.”

it became a very mature nose game session to get someone out on the floor to help this wretch of a customer.